SEX, DRUGS, VIOLENCE... AND WAFFLES
The story has it all. Hot, naked chick kicking butt; drug abuse; and a waffle house.

In Nashville, Texas, patrons of the Waffle House restaurant were treated to an unexpected performance by way of a naked couple crashing through the cream-filled Belgian specials.

Texas resident, Larry Boyd, had been intending to spend an amorous night with his girlfriend in a hotel just opposite the Waffle House establishment. Apparently, in an effort to make the experience that little bit extra special, Boyd decided to take a hit of cocaine. Tragically, the cocaine failed to raise his ardor but did raise his temper and he attempted to strangle his paramour.

Naked and scared, the girlfriend fled from the hotel and ran to the nearest place of safety - the Waffle House. Stunned diners watched the naked woman run through the tables and lock herself in the bathroom. She was almost immediately followed by the raging Boyd, also naked, waving more than just his arms in hot pursuit.

Unable to use his obvious gentlemanly charm to coax her from the toilet, he left, jumped into a car, and drove off. After a short chase, Boyd was caught by the police and dragged off naked to jail. He was charged with driving under the influence and evading arrest. Other charges were also pressed but modesty forbids revealing the sordid nature of these.

It's not known whether business at the Waffle House has since decreased or increased.