I am an expert witness because I say I am.
And I say, "Gentlemen - and I use that world loosely -
I will testify for you. I'm a gun for hire,I'm a saint, I'm a liar,
because there are no facts, there is no truth, just data to be manipulated.
I can get you any result you like.
What's it worth to you?
Because there is no wrong, there is no right, and I sleep very well at night.
No shame, no solution, no remorse, no retribution,
just people selling T-shirts.
Just the opportunity to participate in the pathetic little circus,
and winning, winning, winning."